Вот - наши анекдоты на английском рассказывают, и смешно!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_jokes
A New Russian's son asks his father for some money to buy a movie ticket. The fathers says, "You know where the money is, take some!"/"How much, daddy?"/"Five centimeters."
Там ещё про мат в конце.
Taboo vocabulary
- Na**ya (why) do**ya (so much) **yni (of stuff) na**yarili (you heaped)? Ras**yarivay (deheap) na**y! (out of here)
- Ni**ya! (No way) Ne**y (No need) ras**yarivat (to remove)! Na**yucheno ((It) was heaped) ne**yovo! (well)
Ужас, как я смутилась... Нету тут значака *blush*